If you're a parent of young children, there's one thing you could definitely use when you take your kids out to public places: an inflatable potty seat. Instead of making your child sit directly on a public toilet, you can inflate this potty seat, using your mouth, and then put it on the toilet seat for your child to sit on. Then you deflate the potty seat and burn it, because you won't want to keep it around, let alone reinflate it. Bonus: This item can also be worn as a hat.
If there's one thing that everybody agrees on, it's that dogs do not make enough noise. Finally, thanks to technology, we have a solution to this problem, The Woofer. This is a dog coat with built-in, battery-powered speakers and a place to plug in an iPod, so you can turn your pet into a walking boom box. Imagine how thrilled your dog will be when you strap it into this garment and crank up the tunes! 'The Woofer' wearable sound system for dogs on the woofer.
If you're a pro football fan, you probably show your support for your team in the usual ways: going to the games, drinking $12 beers and yelling at the officials. But if you want to be a real fan, you need to show your support in the most meaningful way of all: with toast. And to do that, you need the NFL Protoast Toaster. This amazing appliance uses advanced toaster technology to burn your team logo right into your toast. Then you can either eat it, or -- better yet -- take it to the game and wave it with pride. NFL protoast toaster.
Do you have a child on your holiday gift list? If so, we're certain that child will be very surprised to receive this item. It's the Mega Plumber Action Hero, and it's sold by American Standard, a leading manufacturer of commodes, nearest store American standard Washington 98052. The Mega Plumber stands 6 inches tall and comes with a miniature toilet. We're sure he'll provide hours of quality entertainment for any child who enjoys fantasizing – and what child doesn't? -- about unclogging drains. Buy mega plumber action hero American standard, action figures.
How would you like to experience the feeling of walking barefoot on synthetic turf, even when you're not actually walking barefoot on synthetic turf? Now it's a reality, thanks to these flip-flops, which are like regular flip-flops except they have artificial grass where your feet go. When you put these on, you immediately notice a big difference. For one thing, people will be staring at your feet. Ignore them. They're just jealous. Synthetic grass flip flops kusa shoes, flip flops.
The big problem with conventional stripper poles is that they are attached to strip clubs, which are large heavy buildings and therefore difficult to transport. This severely limits a stripper's ability to relocate his or her pole quickly in the event of an emergency. That's where this product comes in: It's a solid-steel stripper pole on a platform that mounts on a standard vehicle trailer hitch. This means that the pole can be moved anywhere the vehicle can go. Theoretically, it also means that the stripper could do a pole dance in traffic. Hitch-mounted stripper pole $449 platinum stages, trailer hitch gear.
Have you ever found yourself in a meeting at work when you wanted to fall asleep, or make faces at other meeting participants, but you can't because you need to remain employed? If so, you could definitely use one of these masks. You'll appear to be an attentive, interested, meeting-attending squirrel or chicken, no matter what face you're actually making. Shop squirrel and chicken masks, animal masks.
If you're like most people, it has been a long time since you remarked, "That is certainly a visually interesting toilet seat!" The sad fact is that most residential commodes feature boring, ho-hum seats. But that no longer has to be the case, thanks to toilet tattoos, which are removable vinyl decorations you can stick onto your toilet seat. They come in a variety of stock themes, including toilet-training cartoons, monograms and some very tasteful Christmas and Hanukkah images. You can even design your own.
Do you have cat lovers on your holiday list? If so, here's a gift that is sure to make them say, "What?" It's an inflatable unicorn horn for cats. And if you know anything about cats, you know how much they, as a species, enjoy being dressed up as mythical figures. To use this horn, you blow it up and attach it to your cat's head with elastic straps. Then it's time to sit back and enjoy the ensuing hilarity for several lighthearted nanoseconds. Inflatable unicorn horns for cat, pet gift ideas.
This convenient dispenser box contains five pairs of emergency unisex underpants. It makes a perfect holiday gift for people who occasionally lose control of their bodily functions or cause others to do so. Picture this scenario: A business executive calls a longtime employee into his office and says, "Fred, you're fired. If you feel this news will cause you to soil yourself, feel free to take a pair of spare underpants from this box." This is exactly the kind of heartwarming gesture that makes the holidays what they are. Emergency underpants dispenser.
